John Schneider

Michigan’s roadways can look like boulevards of broken Bambis, but if we really wanted to cut down on car-deer collisions, we’d allow a judicial increase in deer hunting.

The common household chore, i.e., a job done by a complaining juvenile, appears to be an endangered species. Why is that?

It’s one of those things that sounds good on paper: Caught with a weapon? Automatic expulsion. But no one ever went on a rampage with a Swiss Army knife.

The ceremony was in peril until the father and mother of the groom Hail Mary’d a spectacular Plan B on an underutilized public harbor lawn.

Lots of us struggle with how to respond to people who panhandle on street corners. This Volunteers of America of Michigan executive has his own idea.

Why is it so hard for some parents to learn that a parked car is not a short-term daycare center?

College affordability is a real problem, but perhaps the time to complain about it isn’t after you’ve returned from a semester abroad.

If everyone who ever wore the uniform of the United States’ armed forces is a hero, the word no longer has any meaning.

This land is your land, this land is my land, but if you think you’re holding your bonfire in front of my cottage? We might have a problem.

Word to you Paul Bunyans: Only fools harvest firewood without the proper gear, but oh, the stories those scars can tell.